Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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