I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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