he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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