You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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