I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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