Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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