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We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
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Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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