My nipple is on Facebook.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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