i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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