spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My legs feel like baby dolphins
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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