Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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