remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
ugly people sure do ruin things
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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