The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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