Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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