i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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