it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
