Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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