I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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