And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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