Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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