Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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