are you still at the devil's house?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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