I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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