My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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