so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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