If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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