A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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