with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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