Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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