Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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