Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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