those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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