seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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