the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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