You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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