Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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