Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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