I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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