So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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