And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we're making bets on your personal life
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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