yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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