Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want to make a zoo with you.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
you never un-have a 4some
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
