I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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