Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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