Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
