I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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