Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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