I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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