One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I puked a lego.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My breasts were aching with rage.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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