she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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