I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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