I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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