Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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