Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I bet he comes in French.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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