i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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