well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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