is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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