The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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