i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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