Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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